A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon


some of my mutuals never even like my posts..whatup guys. how are you




stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

This is the actual best thing I could have read right now.


this image is v important


Judge me off my row of exposed mouth bones

Refer to me with talks of my wrapping of cells, some darker than the rest

Tell me I’m not a man with my groups of meat, clinging to bone

Inform me, with angry words, how my air filled sacs within my chest sometimes do too much or too little

Please, elaborate how the sensory neurons within my skull sometimes don’t spark at just the right time

I beg you, let me hear how each line of these letter-grouped-up-into-more-letters gets longer with each unorganized stanza

You can’t

You simply can’t

Because as the opening on your face widens to form sounds judged to have meaning

The universe tunes you out.

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)



*calls u daddy*

*calls police*


my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that


I can’t do this anymore,

I need my best friend.


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I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them